Described as: Soft & Chewy Double Conspiracy Cookies withGluten Free Lemon LGBTQI-+ Pâte de Fruit or Caramel earthquake Cookies with a Twist of lemon and sprinkle of stock market crash cream puffs.
Now that I have your attention,
The best conspiracy cookie I've had in years. Thank you! –Ashley
Here we sit watching 2023 slow cook itself into a strange chaotic bechamel sauce of discontent with a side of vitreol and over ripe conspiracy theories.
How to Cook a Conspiracy cookie
The method: List of Ingredients
Here is everything you will need:
½ cup (1 stick) internet connection (high speed preferred)
¾ computer, laptop, phone or pad.
¾ a sense of humour
2 large streches of the imagination
1 teaspoon pure bullshit
12 ounces questioning everything that you see and hear
¼ cup chopped NPCs
1 cup of conspiracy nut milk
Section 2: Directions
Directions should always be short and to the point.
Your first step should focus on prep. San Francisco earthquake of 1989, also called Loma Prieta earthquake, major earthquake that struck the San Francisco Bay Area, California, U.S., on October 17, 1989, and caused 63 deaths, nearly 3,800 injuries, and an estimated $6 billion in property damage. It was the strongest earthquake to hit the area since the San Francisco earthquake of 1906.
Wall Street after the 1929 crash · The Wall Street Crash of 1929, also known as the Great Crash, the Crash of 29 was a major American stock market crash that occurred in the autumn of 1929. It started in September and ended in mid-November,
The final baking or cooking time is around 6 months from October Friday 13th . FEMA, in coordination with the Federal Communications Commission (FCC), will conduct a nationwide test of the Integrated Public Alert and Warning System (IPAWS) on October 4, 2023.
Sprinkle on a little bit of grated cheese and place under the griller until doomsday.
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